Hello.

    I’m just getting my author page started.

    Thanks for visiting.  

    I don’t have anything import to say right now.  But if you subscribe to my mailing list, you will be the first one to know when I do.  

Best regards,

Robert

P.S. If you are under 14 years old, ask your parents before you sign up.

P.P.S. I had to tell you that. Because it’s a rule.  So that I can’t teach you how to make a Snart Blasting Noggle Flaster or sell you Gecko Trading Cards without your parent’s permission.

P.P.P.S. I just read a book about Douglas Adams, author of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. So some Douglasish words like Snart Blasting Noggle Flaster, snuck into my blog post.

P.P.P.P.S.  If you haven’t read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,  you should.  In the first chapter, Arther Dent has his house demolished, shortly before the Earth gets destroyed.  But I don’t want to give away too much of the plot, so enough said about that.

P.P.P.P.P.S.  If you are wondering what P.S. stands for it is Post Script. Which is Latin for “After Write”.  Which is something that people used to put at the end of a letter when they had forgotten something and didn’t want to rewrite the letter.  This used to happen B.E. 

P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  B.E.  stands for Before Email.  Letters were something that we used to write to other people, before the internet.  

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  Yes, I do know that there was a famous writer named Robert Herrick.  I’m not named after him and I don’t know if I am related.  If you came to my website looking for information about him, sorry but I won’t be able to help you.  Try Wikipedia.

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